You're probably here because you mistook me for Beyoncé, I understand.
Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning (via feellng)
why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger
Inside Llewyn Davis (2013)
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk